Most people don’t enjoy spam. Although there are probably some fetishists who print it out and rub it against their naked flesh.

This is my favourite spam of the year. It shows contempt for grammar, vaguely tries to put you in a Christmas spirit, pretends to be your friend, and avoids making any sense. All the essential qualities of effective advertising.

Is there an advertising awards show for spam? The Spammies? With categories like ‘Best Infiltration of a Website Forum’?

Send tickets, I’d like to attend these awards and shout out random product names during their acceptance speeches.

If you’d like to support Uggby’s reverse psychology approach to advertising, here’s their shoe website.

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