When it comes to advertising, Main Street USA don’t need those flashy jerks on Madison Avenue telling them how to do it. If this doesn’t make you buy fireworks, then nothing will.
There’s a lot of intensity amongst these reality TV dancing teens, I hope they’re all still together. (Although the guy with the moustache is obviously an older chance-taker, or everyone’s ride home.)
And finally, for fans of Eastbound and Down, a photo of the real Kenny Powers and his bird.
Back in simpler times
Thanks to Gavin Williams for passing on this news.
Semi-related: Some neighbours take fireworks too far.