As modelled by Kenny Powers and Milo Ventimiglia from Heroes
At first glance you think the matching tiger look is the obvious choice. Charlie Sheen surely owns this and it’s sort of Ed Hardy-looking.
But then you notice the giraffes and realise that your decision won’t be an easy one.
Available at all good His ‘n Hers animal-themed bike clothing shops.
Semi-related: The ultimate collection of dog smiling videos.