Don’t ask me how I got this. It involved a flash drive and an underground parking garage. And a local contact called Diep Throat.

This time Joost’s faced with some unexpected in-studio phone calls, including a confrontation with Springbok rugby captain, John Smit – who seems pretty handy with fireworks. Something he obviously learnt at Camp Staaldraad.

Semi-related: Non-athletic South Africans recreate David Beckham goal.

Joost and John Smit go head-to-head