Celebrity life is amazing: Pool parties with Motley Crue, then a movie promo tour around the Mediterranean, ending with a sex tape video shoot. And that’s just a Thursday. But sometimes it can be a little less flashy.

Support the Jigsaw Killer, he’s looking to buy a MINI Cooper Clubman (as it offers more space to transport corpses.)

As you can see, this video is down due to video server issues. Why not watch how caveman invented sprinting in the meantime?

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Danger cycles without a Helmet.