Want a Monkey Cowboy to Rock Your Work Function?

Anyone who still denies that monkeys are basically small humans with tails (I’m paraphrasing Darwin), has not experienced Whiplash the rodeo monkey in action.

Whiplash was apparently Brad Pitt‘s horse-riding instructor in A River Runs Through It. (And almost snagged a role in 12 Monkeys through his A-list friend.)

He’s also been romatically linked to Tara Reid and one of the less-gifted Kardashians. (At the same time.)

 

WL drew some tabloid heat after a hotel meltdown which saw him throw a mini-bar out of his hotel window in LA. The small fridge landed just metres from an equally angry Russell Crowe, who was so startled that he launched headlong into a fight with a poolside waiter. (Much like when a bull terrier gets frightened and bites anything near it.)

But Whiplash cleaned up his act, completing a stint in rehab and teaching underprivileged kids to use a lasso rope (as part of a court sentence.)

So book a sober and focused Whiplash for your function, birthday or rodeo today. He’s currently filming with Tarantino in Hawaii, but you can contact him here.

ADDITION: It’s been pointed out that there’s zero mention that a dog is playing the role of a horse. You are correct, this should have received more attention.

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