Some people like to get loose around mid-morning. This goateed charmer is clearly more than drunk, possibly enjoying some relaxing ketamine, or a handful of his mom’s OTC pills.

His silent scene includes elements of good scripting: tension, humour, sadness and a twist at the end. The way M. Night Shyamalan once made movies.

Tom Waites sings about “walking Spanish down the hall.” This is what it looks like.

Enjoy the holidays, unless you’re going Christmas shopping with this bloke.

Shorter, Beethoven-accompanied version below.

Semi-related: Man tripping on mushrooms at Royal Wedding.

Walking Spanish down the hall.

Walking Spanish down the hall.