While Usain Bolt is being smug about his chances at the World Championships in Berlin, I’m home doing some mild stretching exercises and wishing I could be there to look him in the eyes. Even though he’s slightly taller.

Being unable to make the Berlin press conference didn’t stop me from getting my own media hype going. I’m just naturally proactive.

(Thank you to those enlightened members of the press for making this a priority story.)

See you soonish Bolty.

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Nervous glances - hoping I wasn't going to show up.