Don’t be fooled into thinking it’s a Christopher Guest mockumentary. This is CNN.

Perhaps it’ll start a new birthday craze, where kids try to break world records on TV. “My daughter’s going to eat 145 packets of sherbert.” Etc.

Hopefully this kid won’t wake up in ten years and realise the mental damage his seemingly fun birthday party caused.

He’s already planning next year’s ‘world record cakes to the face‘ birthday theme.

Semi-related: White Kid Makes the Scene.

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