There’s a reason your school friends stopped visiting your house – roughly around the time your mom bought one of these faces of death.

To paraphrase: It’s like doing eight sit-ups a second, but for your face muscles.

Scoff at the 80’s all you like, this was made in 1999.

Semi-related: Lose weight and the respect of your colleagues.

P.S. I see that Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz is now in on the face toning action.

Looking good, not creepy at all.